a l p h a b e t o r g y

sofapizza:

but don’t worry, it can happen to anyone

just embrace the awkwardness

It’s getting lonely on this floor :(

azizisbored:

WWW.TOMHAVERFOODS.COM

Well done internet.

Aaaand Happy 8th Birthday, Murph!

People I confuse Vol. II

Stupidity shouldn’t be embraced. This person is 28 years old. Stop pretending that you think Flinstone vitamins are like candy. You know better. You also have a driver’s license. GO TO THE STORE IF YOU WANT SOME FUCKING CANDY. And for Pete’s sake, don’t do a status update about it.

• s.b: i think it's so funny that ks1 keeps the debt clock as his gchat status
• me: hahahaha yeah he's had it for a while too
• s.b: he's like that old man that yells at everyone that aliens are coming
• me: ahahahaha so true

• s.b2: just text LC
• me finding out is an extra step in the equation
• plus i think we are fighting to i don't want to try and talk to her right now
• me: hahahaha you guys are so lame. whats her number?
• s.b2: 304--------
• tell me what she says so i can check out what kind of place it is cause i'm curious too
• s.b2: also text AP at 909------- and tell him i said he's bi-curious
• its urgent that you do this

I’m just sayin.

cannotunsee:

Optical Illusions: Turn Albert Einstein into Harry Potter simply by squinting your eyes. 

(Submitted by loveandninjas)

Shit’s fresh.